There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist.
It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Un-News
I swear, some days I really wonder why I crawl out of my cave. NPR is reporting "Do your friends make you fat?" at me. I'm sure that's the most important question in the news today.
More and more I'm beginning to see that NPR is chock full of bunk. For example- "This I believe". I'm typically just waking up when they air this campy assed excuse for journalism. To boot- WORST THEME TUNE EVER! makes me want to puke. Whoever wrote that fucking tune... I'de slay him with a turkey baster infused with hydrochloric acid, then take his job!
I swear, some days I really wonder why I crawl out of my cave. NPR is reporting "Do your friends make you fat?" at me. I'm sure that's the most important question in the news today.
If this is true you simply have to develop "Fair and Balanced" relationships.
ReplyDeleteFor every "fat" friend you need at least two "thin" friends.
More and more I'm beginning to see that NPR is chock full of bunk. For example- "This I believe". I'm typically just waking up when they air this campy assed excuse for journalism. To boot- WORST THEME TUNE EVER! makes me want to puke. Whoever wrote that fucking tune... I'de slay him with a turkey baster infused with hydrochloric acid, then take his job!
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