There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist.
It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Glad I'm Not Flying Anytime Soon
After the "shoe bomber" made his attempt, we're all required to remove our shoes for inspection prior to boarding a plane... Now we have the "underwear bomber"...
So what's next cavity searches? There's a loop recording at the airport that instructs passengers to "place all items in the bin, remove jackets and shoes." I always added "now pull down your pants."
I'm not getting on a plane period except for private owners.
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ReplyDeleteThere's a loop recording at the airport that instructs passengers to "place all items in the bin, remove jackets and shoes." I always added "now pull down your pants."
Welcome to Ben Dover Airways, please assume the position and prepare to be boarded.
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I know - the changes in security measures always reflect the most recent episode - and do nothing to protect us from the next one.
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