Just got the new NRS catalog, otherwise known as "porno for boatmen", and I would so love to get a new boat. However, the bank account laughed at the idea. So I had this thought: I'm a blogger, and bloggers (so I hear) get lot's of money from people on the intertubes. So would anybody out there like to buy me this?

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Revised Expedition Series! The classic Grand Canyon raft in an 18' self-bailer.
Item# 1098 $5,870.00 Just kidding. (unless you are George Soros). |
I'll be more than happy to flip for your new boat as soon as I've made my second million. I've given up trying to make my first million:)
ReplyDeleteThanks.
ReplyDeletePy,
ReplyDeleteI'd have done it, but, you see... I just spent my last $5,870 dollars on Closing Costs on a house.
Believe me... It was a VERY tough choice, as I'd like to have had dibs on some badass river-rides with you, without having to bail...
Self-bailing? Does it come with an illegal worker? (oh-- you KNOW I'm just joking, folks.) Seriously, how does that self-bailing work?
--mf
Running my old bucket keeps my passengers involved. I say "bail" and they either grab a bucket or jump.
ReplyDeleteSelf-Bailer's work by having an inflated floor, with drainage below.
ReplyDeleteOoh, ooh. If you find a really rich patron, I'm thinking it would be nice to have a cruise ship...
ReplyDeleteCannacruise... Get on the boat.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'd do the cruise.
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