I tried. I really tried. But I just can't get interested in soccer. I know that it's the biggest sport in the world, and that as a "liberal" I'm supposed to love it. But the game bores me.
Also, vuvuzelas are really annoying.
There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist. It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.
"And if anything I said this morning has been misconstrued to the opposite effect I want to apologize for that misconstrued misconstruction."