So, all the kerfuffle about the TSA's 'enhanced' security pat downs kinda got me wondering: what about that segment of the population who would enjoy the fondling? As anybody who's surfed the internet knows, somewhere there is a fan of any type of fetish you can possibly imagine. So I'm sure that there are people out there thinking "The TSA will touch my junk? Yeah, I like that." After all, there are lots of folks who can't get anyone else to touch their crotch.
Imagine the scene at the security checkpoint:
"I'll take the pat down."
"Yes, yes. Oooh, a little more to the right."
"That's the spot. Please, don't stop."
And after the 'happy ending', the passenger slips a twenty in the security screeners belt
I'm willing to bet that a story like this will be coming out soon, followed by a bunch of TSA fetish porn on the internet. Anybody wanna take that bet?