Friday, September 10, 2010

The Weekly Boobies



Friday, again. A fine pair of Boobies.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Football Season



Tonight marks the start of another Football season, for which I am happy. While I'm a Baseball fan first and foremost, Football games generate more social participation. For example, my local pub becomes a full on sports bar where fans for each team gather for a party at game time. I'm a lifelong 49er's fan, and on Sunday I'll be with a bunch of other Niners fans (of course, there will also be a bunch of Seahawks fans rooting against us) for the game. That doesn't happen for baseball, except for the world series.

For Football fans seeking a good laugh, here's the Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide. Satire at it's finest. For example, on my Niners:

Strength: He may not be a Joe Montana, but Alex Smith is proving to be a better QB than Jim Druckenmiller, Gio Carmazzi, or Steve Stenstrom ever were

Weakness: Whatever head coach Mike Singletary is thinking at any given moment

Player To Watch: Veteran Brian Westbrook is always a threat to explode into a cloud of ligaments and bone

  • Biggest Question: If the 49ers are willing to let Glen Coffee go to follow Christ, what's to stop the entire team from following suit?
  • Well, OK then. Sadly, I remember how bad Carmazzi was.

    Wednesday, September 8, 2010

    River Art

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    So I'm having a beer with an old river running buddy, and he says: "If you're really a Boatman on The Canyon, then you have a piece of artwork given to you by a passenger."
    I said: "yup. I have one."
    This is a painting by my dear friend Bex Deluxe, that hangs proudly on my wall.

    Tuesday, September 7, 2010

    For Warren...

    Shadows are falling and I'm running out of breath
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    When you get up in the morning and you see that crazy sun
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    There's a train leaving nightly called when all is said and done
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-li-li-lo
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-li-li-lo
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Sometimes when you're doing simple things
    around the house
    Maybe you'll think of me and smile

    You know I'm tied to you like the buttons on
    your blouse
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Hold me in your thoughts, take me to your dreams
    Touch me as I fall into view
    When the winter comes keep the fires lit
    And I will be right next to you

    Engine driver's headed north to Pleasant Stream
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    These wheels keep turning but they're running out
    of steam
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-li-li-lo
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-li-li-lo
    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Keep me in your heart for awhile

    Monday, September 6, 2010

    For Labor Day



    I rarely post music, but this is a good one for today.