Saturday, December 29, 2007

Tagged, Again

I hate "meme's", but I've been tagged by DCup of PoliTits, and I tend to do whatever she asks me to. The "meme" is to tell you seven "untruths" about me. I'm going to try to do it in one paragraph.
Since I left my lucrative career as an opera singer and part-time porn star, I've been busy as a foreign policy consultant to Dick Cheney, and we've achieved some amazingly positive results in Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq. I hope to feature my latest symphony on "American Idol", but my mistress, Condaleeza, thinks it would be better to perform it at our church (Westboro Baptist) first.
Oh, and I refuse to "tag" anybody; but feel free to act like a Republican candidate if you want to.


Phydeaux said...

Hmmm. We seem to have crossed paths in our careers. And you're telling me that Momma's been unfaithful to Daddy? I'm devastated!!!!

FranIAm said...

See... I knew you were lying in the first sentence...

Duh! Do you think I don't know it was full time porn and part-time opera? What do you take me for Py?


See you at Westboro in the a.m.! I will be the one with the purple and gold bible and a pin that says "the only bush I trust is my own and the only dick I trust is my husband's! Say NO to Bush/Cheney!"

See you then!

Anonymous said...

Pygalgia - I'm touched that you do almost anything I say. The awesome power! Dang, I wish my kids were as respectful, the rotten hellions.

Nevertheless, I'm thrilled that you crammed so many untruths into one single paragraph. Mind you, I'm prepared to question one thing.

If you're lying throughout your paragraph, do you mean to say that we haven't achieved success in Iraq, Pakistan and Afghanistan?

I'm shocked. Truly.

Thanks, pal, for indulging me. I swear I won't tag you again (for a while).


Madam Z said...

So, when are you going to go back to starring in porn movies? I miss you!

Wyldth1ng said...

Intersting play.

The jaguars in my episode were the four legged kind, but I am happy you thought of the vehicle.

Tengrain said...

You were a porn star, too?



Distributorcap said...

man, Condi has SO many lovers across this spectrum.......

zymurgian said...

nice one.