Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Damn You, Sanford!

Here I had a perfectly good piece of political snark (see below), and in less than 24 hours you go and make it irrelevant. Any politician can run off and have an affair. I had hopes that you could give us real political weirdness, but this is just the usual run-of-the-mill sleaze (although it is slightly exotic to be boffing an Argentinian, rather than the standard white staffer).
I really wish that my lame attempts at humor had a longer shelf life.



And did you see this one? The 'NEW MATH'????

(Big-haired serial adulterer and former GOP speaker of the house Newt Gingrich multiplied by Hooker-and-diaper-play sex fiend, GOP Senator David Vitter multiplied by Toe-tapping Tea-Room sex fiend, GOP Senator Larry Craig, multiplied by Family Values Baptist Preacher Hooker-and-Meth sex fiend Ted Haggard, multiplied by dirty texting teenage stalking sex fiend GOP congressman Mark Foley) divided by notorious adulterer and family values iconic big haired GOP president, Ronald Reagan equals notorious big Baptist-haired, adulterer, family-values hypocrite and hooker-esque sex-fiend, GOP Senator John Ensign.

Any questions?

NOTE: It's interesting that the word verification is:


Demeur said...

I guess you'll just have to find some photos of Sanford's wife burning his clothes on the front lawn.

You could post all the republican sex scandals but I don't think there's enought room on just one web page.