Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I Need Happier News

I don't want to blog about the death of the gulf. The latest Israeli assault on middle east peace puts me in a malaise. At least North and South Korea have backed away from blowing up their part of the world for now, but that doesn't exactly fill me with optimism. Hell, now Al and Tipper are separating.

I need some happier news. "Lemming" blogging just leaves me depressed.


BadTux said...

Here, have a seat.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Jazzbumpa said...

Sorry, dude.

There is no happy news.

Lo siento,

Anonymous said...

Matt is pickin' up Timmy's slack. Pat the Bat can hit better than Bowker. When he's not so fat. Buster can hit 'em in a cluster. Huff is real and not just fluff. Rowand and Velez, in a 2 for 1, will help out the bullpen for the stretch run. Don't count on Runzler or Medders, even our fearless leaders have seen their betters. Not all is lost until the last pitch is tossed.

pygalgia said...

Thank you, anon.
But where do you find an idiot who would trade for Rowand (with that contract) or Velez (with that swing?).
Still, I appreciate the hope.