"It's December, and it's so cold that my feet are turning blue!"
(actually it's unseasonably warm here today, but it was cold earlier in the week.)
There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist. It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.