Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Republican Valentine, 2012



Last week, I posted about the republican attack on contraceptives, calling them The Forced Chastity Party . They really want to stake their position as the "anti-sex" party, I guess. Now the top republican presidential candidates are all vowing to attack...porn:



The conservative group Morality In Media is head over heels today after all three top Republican candidates promised to go war against the distribution of porn. In a written statement, Rick Santorum said, “Federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced. If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so.”


Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney gave a statement to the group that said, “(I)t is imperative that we cultivate the promotion of fundamental family values. This can be accomplished with increased parental involvement and enhanced supervision of our children. It includes strict enforcement of our nation’s obscenity laws, as well as the promotion of parental software controls that guard our children from Internet pornography.”


That's right, folks: just in time for Valentine's Day, 2012, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Newt Gingrich All Promise To Ban Porn. I'm quite certain that they actually believe this will be a winning issue for them, but here in modern reality lots of regular folk enjoy porn (if you believe the Internet, anyway). As an election issue...well, it could make the debates more entertaining.

2 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Since Porn is used only for arousal and gratification it is evil as Sex is only for Procreation Not Recreation!

What kind of a depressed world do these inhuman prudes want? No masturbation. No non-vaginal intercourse, No sex outside marriage, sex in marriage to only be for procreation. No Homosexual sex.

It's bad enough they usually drill this anti-sex dogma into the vulnerable minds of their children but now they feel powerful enough to get Government to Force it upon all of Us!

Bustednuckles said...

Hey, I'm all for these crazy fuckers not having any kind of sex forever.

The Law of Diminishing Returns could be the best thing to ever happen to this country.