Yay!

Sweaterman is here to save the...well, I'm not sure if he's here to save anything. But I'm damned glad that he's agreed. Sweaterman is a witty and smart fellow, so he should be a good counterbalance. I mean, my last draft read something like this:
Astronaut drives accross country in diaper to kill sexual rival with pepper spray AND I CAN"T FIND ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY? AM I THAT LAME?