Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Blegging

Just got the new NRS catalog, otherwise known as "porno for boatmen", and I would so love to get a new boat. However, the bank account laughed at the idea. So I had this thought: I'm a blogger, and bloggers (so I hear) get lot's of money from people on the intertubes. So would anybody out there like to buy me this?








Revised Expedition Series! The classic Grand Canyon raft in an 18' self-bailer.

Item# 1098 $5,870.00
Just kidding. (unless you are George Soros).

8 comments:

Demeur said...

I'll be more than happy to flip for your new boat as soon as I've made my second million. I've given up trying to make my first million:)

pygalgia said...

Thanks.

--mf said...

Py,

I'd have done it, but, you see... I just spent my last $5,870 dollars on Closing Costs on a house.

Believe me... It was a VERY tough choice, as I'd like to have had dibs on some badass river-rides with you, without having to bail...

Self-bailing? Does it come with an illegal worker? (oh-- you KNOW I'm just joking, folks.) Seriously, how does that self-bailing work?

--mf

pygalgia said...

Running my old bucket keeps my passengers involved. I say "bail" and they either grab a bucket or jump.

pygalgia said...

Self-Bailer's work by having an inflated floor, with drainage below.

whig said...

Ooh, ooh. If you find a really rich patron, I'm thinking it would be nice to have a cruise ship...

whig said...

Cannacruise... Get on the boat.

pygalgia said...

OK, I'd do the cruise.