Friday, April 4, 2008

St. Sleazy Needs a (Running) Mate

In the dying light of the last days of my old brewery, we still talk politics. Tonight, we had a bit of fun choosing running mates for St. Sleazy McCain. My choice was Charles Barkley, but Ted Nugent won the straw poll. I have to like the person who put Paris Hilton (who?) on the list. So, who should St. Sleazy McCain (running) mate with?

4 comments:

Michael said...

Charles Keating?

DCup said...

Well, thank goodness Hillary Clinton has stopped applying for the position!

What about Chuck Norris?

ThePoliticalCat said...

Scissors.

ellroon said...

Well I shudder at the one suggestion: Condi Rice. Another shudder for Jeb! Bush. I'm sure whoever is picked will be thinking, "I'll wait and jump out of the Oval Office closet one night and really give him a heart attack..."