My review would go something like "the plot was really hard to follow, and there are too many characters."
(found at helenofdestroy, who's definitely NSFW but quite provocative)
There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist. It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.