An honest republican

At last, I think I've found a republican presidential candidate who truly represents the values of the party. I give you: Jonathon the Impaler http://www.theimpalerforpresident2008.us/Campaign_Page.html:

As an Ordained Satanic Dark Priest, Jonathon is allowed to perform marriages. He will not only allow Same-Sex Marriages, but will perform them at least once, if not twice a month at The White House.

Jonathon is also appalled by the statements made by Venezuela President Chavez while at the UN. Jonathon feels Chavez insulted Lucifer by saying Bush was the Devil.

While I would never vote for a repub for president, it's nice to see an honest one.