In a way, this was too much fun. I stepped out for a smoke (yeah, I'm an addict), and two clean-cut young men in white shirts and ties are walking down the sidewalk. The older one stops and starts to talk to me:
"Hi, we're missionaries from the LDS church. Do you know god's plan?"
"Well, nice to meet you. I'm a happy atheist. Would you like to have a beer and tell me about this "God".
I'm wondering about the Mormons. I mean, I'm a hippie smoking outside a BAR and your missionaries are trying to convert me? You might as well preach abstinence at the mustang ranch.
It was worth it. The look on the younger missionary's face would make a great poster. But I didn't have my camera. So I'll leave you with this:
Added: BTW, I have no prejudice toward Mormons...or any other religion. Believe what you believe.