Newt Gingrich declared he will run if his supporters can raise $30 million duckets. Although I don’t particularly care for Newt Gingrich nor do I buy
his “I’m Reformed, and Have Perspective” Routine, I must admit this plan is
ingenious.So, I’ve decided to begin taking donations. If we (And I really mean You) can raise $10 million, I promise to run as well.
I’m not sure where I’ll run (I have some friends in Italy), but I promise if we can meet this goal (And I know we can) I will most assuredly run.
Well, I'm not too proud to piggyback on a good idea. For a mere $2 million, I will run, too. Ok, I had to give up recreational running a couple of years ago, thanks to a bad knee. But every time shrub speaks I have a sudden urge to run, screaming, to a saner part of the world. Heck, I'm open to reader suggestions as to where I should run to.
6 comments:
Oh Py, I laughed so hard I choked. Then I thought hell you couldn't do any worse than the thieves and liers we have in office. How about a $1 in change to be president. I can see it now staff workers by the side of the road with cardboard signs 'spare change for the future prez'. Hell it might work.
go for it!
I like your idea! As for location, I'm thinking of New Zealand, myself.
well there was a song back in the 60s called "Nowhere to Run" but since Saddam killed all the Mandelas, Martha Reeves will just have to sing it on her own
i am afraid there is nowhere to run from this plastic turkey president
Py - I will send you my bottle refund money next week. Love FranIam and a million empty beer bottles for peace
You can go to Italy with me. My family has some friends there "in the know," if you know what I mean.
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