Congratulations to Al Gore on the Nobel Peace Prize, you deserve it. When you're done saving the planet, could you come back and save America? We'd appreciate it.
There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist. It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.