Thursday, August 13, 2009

Today's Question

Zymurgian asked me: "How'd you get to be so old?"

Me: "By not dying"

So my question to all of you: How'd you get to be so old?

(added explanation: This conversation was about Zymurgian's angst upon approaching age 40. Since I'm 50, I qualified as "old" in his view. I don't feel that I'm old, except on certain mornings.)


hotclaws said...

Drink,drugs and rock and roll

Demeur said...

Don't you mean sex drugs and rock and roll?

Can't get it up. Can't hear the music anymore. And don't forget to take your bowel medication.

How'd I get to be so old? I moved out of the fast lane just in time to avoid the accident.