A pair of masked boobies. I'll try to put up a new boobie every Friday. Well, except next Friday when I'll be boating the canyon.
There's a better word for what I am: an apatheist. It's a neologism that fuses "apathy" and "theism." It means someone who has absolutely no interest in the question of a god's (or gods') existence, and is just as uninterested in telling anyone else what to believe.