SOTU or STFU

Last night Zymurgian and I watched shrub's SOTU address, and while we skipped on the drinking games (too dangerous) we certainly needed our beer. Any speech by shrub requires a proper balance of tranquilizers and anti-depressants for me to maintain my sanity (or what's left of it). We both agreed that this was the epitome of low expectations, and shrub managed to fail even the lowest. He looked petulant and tired as he recited his list of demands, like his heart wasn't in it. While he continues to ignore reality, he didn't say anything truly scary (such as threatening to invade Venezuala). So, overall, I think that shrub offered America true inspiration. For his replacement.