Friday, March 9, 2007

Cheeseburgers for Cheney

OK, this is a funny, creative, and sick I like it.

I say that March 30, 2007, is National Buy Dick Cheney a Cheeseburger Day.
That's a Friday. We all should be in a festive mood. We should all be thinking
of happier days, before the world hated us, before we were wasting (yes, I dare
use that word) American lives in Iraq to prove Dick's personal infallibility and
make his fantasy world view into reality. Let's dig in to a good old American
cheesburger and send Dick Cheney the

I say we rub it in.

And if not rub it in,
encourage this bastard to indulge. That's right, Dick, feed feed that fat
fucking face of yours. Chow down. Every ounce of 80/20 ground chuck you down
gets us a few platelets closer to a true national holiday, the day your fucking
worthless, fascist, racist, corrupt, death-dealing, loathsome, lying purely evil
soul slips the surly bounds of your face and boards the 2/3 Express straight for
fucking hell.

Not subtle.

1 comment:

Demeur said...

If you're going to be that sick about it. You might as well throw in a Starbucks 20oz. white chocolate mocha - 610 calories 29 grams of fat and make it a quad shot.