Thursday, July 5, 2007

to america's first queen elizabeth

Dear hillary clinton-
You spent some time in the White House as a wife. You liked it there and you just can't wait to get back. Maybe that kitchen has a certain sort of marmalade ya can't get nowhere else. Perhaps there are quilts in the linen closet down the long white hall from the oval office any chick would lose her shit over. Good luck with that. I trust that you have made strident improvements in your ability to (well, y'know) ole Bill. Perhaps you(or somebody) planned this from the start.

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