Monday, March 12, 2007
shut up dude, already!
"ACCORDIAN:n an instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
BASILISK:n the cockatrice. A sort of serpent hatched from the egg of a cock. The basilisk had a bad eye, and its glance was fatal. Many infidels deny this creature's existence, but Semprello Aurator saw and handled one that had been blinded by lightning as a punishment for having fatally gazed on a lady of rank whom Jupiter loved. Juno afterward restored the reptile's sight, and hid it in a cave. Nothing is so well attested by the ancients as the existence of the basilisk, but the cocks have stopped laying.
CERBERUS:n the watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance- against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance. Cerberus is known to have had three heads, and some of the poets have credited him with as many as a hundred. Professor Graybill, whose clerky erudition and profound knowledge of Greek give his opinion great weight, has averaged all the estimates and makes the number twenty-seven- a judgement that would be entirely conclusive had Professor Graybill known (a) something about dogs, and (b) something about arithmetic. "
(now would be a good time for ya'll to grab a beer or take a piss or just let out a very long sigh)
"INFIDEL:n in New York, one who does not believe in the Christian tradition; in Constaninople, one who does. A kind of scoundrel imperfectly reverent of, and niggardly contributary to, divines, ecclesiastics, popes, parsons, canons, monks, mollahs, voodoosm presbyters, hierophats, prelates, obeah-men, abbes, nuns, missionaries, exhorters, deacons, friars, hadjis, high-priests, muezzins, brahmins, medicine-men, confessors, eminences, elders, primates, prependiaries, pilgrims, prophets, imaums, benificiaries, clerks, vicars-choral, archbishops, bishops, abbots, priors, preachers, padres, abbotesses, caloyers, palmers, curates, patriarchs, bonezs, santons, beadsmen, canonesses, residentiaries, diocecesians, deans, sub-deans, rural deans, abdals, charm-sellers, archdeacons, heirarchs, class-leaders, incumbents, capitulars, sheiks, talapoins, postulants, scribes, gooroos, precentors, beadles, fakeers, sextons, reverences, revivalists, cenobites, perpetual curates, chaplains, mudjoes, readers, novices, vicars, pastors, rabbis, ulemas, lamas, sacristans, vergers, dervises, lectors, church-wardens, cardinals, prioresses, suffragens, acolytes, rectors, cures, sophis, mutifs and pumpums.
MISERICORDE:n a dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
TOPE:v to tipple, swill, booze, guzzle, lush, bib or swig. In the individual, toping is regarded with disesteem, but toping nations are at the forefront of civilization and power. When pitted against the hard-drinking Christians, the abstemious Mohammedans go down like grass before the scythe. In India one hundred thousand beef-eating, brandy-and-soda-guzzling Britons held in subjection two hundred and fifty million vegetarian abstainers of the same aryan race. With what an easy grace the whisky-loving American pushed the temperate Spaniard out of his possessions! From the time that the Berserkers ravaged all the coasts of western Europe, and lay drunk in every conquered port, it has been the same way. Everywhere, the nations that drink too much are observed to fight rather well, and not too righteously. Wherefore the esteemable old ladies who abolished the canteen from the American army may justly boast of having materially augmented the nations' military power.
TSETSE FLY:n An African insect(Glossina morsitans) whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia, though some patients prefer that of the American novelist(Mendax interminabilis)
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH:n in Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.
Oh! what would Mr. Bierce have to say of our current world?
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Dylan hears a who
Dr. Suess ala Dylan (with free download):
http://www.dylanhearsawho.com/home.htm
frankalmoigne
Blogroll notes

Bluefooted Boobie added in a shameless attempt to get more traffic.
Your lying eyes
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/03/10/asia/AS-GEN-Afghan-US-Censorship.php
Censor the video, because it could give the wrong impression.
"When untrained people take photographs or video, there is a very real risk that the images or videography will capture visual details that are not as they originally were," he said. "If such visual media are subsequently used as part of the public record to document an event like this, then public conclusions about such a serious event can be falsely made."
These people think 1984 was a manual.
Pre-war predictions
One of the best posts I've read on this meme is by Badtux, one of my fav bloggers:http://badtux.net/2007/03/what-did-i-get-right-and-what-did-i-get.html#links
I especially like his end statement:
So, given that I was right and every single right-wing pundit, politician, blogger and commentator was wrong, why should I listen to them? More importantly, why should *anybody* listen to them? How can anybody listen to someone who has been proven wrong so many times? This penguin has no idea, other than that monkeys are stupid. But that's hardly a satisfying answer, given that monkeys rule the world...
More on the Baghdad conference
"Your accusations are merely a cover for your failures in
Iraq," Araghchi said
The conference included representatives of 13 countries, but the US focused on accusing Iran, rather than a positive multilateral exchange.
Another interesting exchange came with the Syrian envoy Buthayna Sha'ban ( a woman, just to break some American stereotypes of Arabic culture). Via Juan Cole:http://www.juancole.com/
Sha'ban begins by saying: "In fact, from the very beginning of the war on Iraq, Syria has been working with Iraq's neighbors in order tofind solutions for this occupation and for the hefty price that the Iraqi people are paying as a result of this illegitimate US occupation. However, the problem lies in the fact that the United States rejected to hold any talks with neighboring countries and wanted to be solely responsible for any solutions."
We really should try to engage in diplomacy, listening rather than accusing. Maybe asking for help and offering something in return. But shrub only knows how to rattle sabers. I wonder if they even want a more stable Iraq?
p.s. Ever notice how spellcheckers react to Arabic names?
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Try to make it work
Reza Amiri, a senior official at the Iranian Foreign Ministry, dismissed American claims that Tehran was destabilizing Iraq by arming Shiite militias.The U.S. military has insisted that Iranian weapons, including a new generation of powerful roadsidebombs, have killed more than 170 U.S. and coalition troops here since mid-2004. "They're lying because it is just not true," Amiri told the AP. "Iraq's borders with Iran are the most secure of Iraqi borders. The Iraqi government has not even once said Iran is interfering in its affairs."
Why is this man still alive?

"I want you to invade Iraq!"
Friday, March 9, 2007
What Xerxes said to the Winslowsions.
Methinks i find this to be the sort of thing ; metaphysical enigma, if you will, to make one raise his proverbial eyebrow, eh? As to what context shall insue, i dunno. In my humble opinion, God is synchronous occurences , superceding all context. If God exists, and he probably doesn't, It's probably wasted on Xanax- a constant new guy, in OUR context, flowing through all the answers to all our superfluous endeavors, but nothing left in the bag.
Cheeseburgers for Cheney
I say that March 30, 2007, is National Buy Dick Cheney a Cheeseburger Day.
That's a Friday. We all should be in a festive mood. We should all be thinking
of happier days, before the world hated us, before we were wasting (yes, I dare
use that word) American lives in Iraq to prove Dick's personal infallibility and
make his fantasy world view into reality. Let's dig in to a good old American
cheesburger and send Dick Cheney the
receipt.
I say we rub it in.
And if not rub it in,
encourage this bastard to indulge. That's right, Dick, feed feed that fat
fucking face of yours. Chow down. Every ounce of 80/20 ground chuck you down
gets us a few platelets closer to a true national holiday, the day your fucking
worthless, fascist, racist, corrupt, death-dealing, loathsome, lying purely evil
soul slips the surly bounds of your face and boards the 2/3 Express straight for
fucking hell.Not subtle.
SweaterMan! Now with More Sweater!
Unfortunately, duty calls and I must return to my humble job of systems administrator. But wherever something is awry, whenever the Bush administration fucks up, whenever there needs a comment or post about truth, justice, and the American way, know for certain you can count on a snarky post from SweaterMan!
Cue symphonic music. Fade to black. Roll credits.
Finis.
Bush in Brazil



All photos from AP, on the protests in Soa Paulo.
"FBI misuses patriot act"
WASHINGTON - The FBI improperly
and, in some cases, illegally used the USA Patriot Act to secretly obtain
personal information about people in the United States, a Justice Department
audit concluded Friday.
Rolling Stone on Iraq
I see this was also noticed by our pal, Monkeyfisterhttp://www.monkeyfister.blogspot.com/,
who is a much better blogger.
The war in Iraq isn't over yet, but -- surge or no surge -- the United
States has already lost. That's the grim consensus of a panel of experts
assembled by Rolling Stone to assess the future of Iraq. "Even if we had a
million men to go in, it's too late now," says retired four-star Gen. Tony
McPeak, who served on the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the Gulf War. "Humpty
Dumpty can't be put back together again."As someone else says, read the whole thing.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Toy of the day
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
I Thought So
But geneticists who have tested DNA throughout the British Isles are edging
toward a different conclusion. Many are struck by the overall genetic
similarities, leading some to claim that both Britain and Ireland have been
inhabited for thousands of years by a single people that have remained in the
majority, with only minor additions from later invaders like Celts, Romans,
Angles , Saxons, Vikings and Normans.
In Coins We Trust?
An unknown number of new George Washington dollar coins were mistakenly
struck without their edge inscriptions, including “In God We Trust,” and are
fetching around $50 apiece online.The whole god-money thing always freaked me.
added: if taking "in god we trust" off the coin makes $1 worth $50, could we eliminate the deficit by secularizing all currency?
Drinking Liberally
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Flagstaff, Arizona
- Beginning March 8
- Second Thursday of each month, 6:00-8:00 pm
- Flagstaff Brewing Company, 16 East Route 66 (map)
- Hosted by
Andy Stevenson, flagstaff
(at) drinkingliberally.org
Irony? is that like steely?
What a small world. Sen. Pete Domenici (R-NM) has nabbed Lee Blalack, best known as Duke Cunningham's lawyer, to represent him in the Senate ethics investigation,
The Washington Post reports.
Attacks
"Obama owned stock in two companies which he did nothing to help — an
investment that lost him $13,000," Burton said in a statement Wednesday. "It's
apparent that his dealings were completely above board and his decisions were
proactively made in the interest of avoiding the potential for conflict."This is only the beginning.
Added:
In one eight day stretch in 1988, Obama was cited seven times for parking violations and was fined $45. Thirteen of the 17 violations occurred within one month in 1988.The guy got PARKING TICKETS!
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
human history as severely scratched disc.(part 3038)
One thing I learned today in today's local paper was, quite recently, USA soldiers, a few of 'em, were ambushed and mutilated by some embittered chap in Afghanistan. So our militia, not welcome there in the first place, became quite upset, and terrifically irrational, - thus spraying lethal bullets oer an entire Afghani villlage. Soldiers representing our country panicked and lost their shit, and slew innocent persons. Our troops are not trained in Arabic, Urdu or Pashtu. Should be, in my opinion...
Anyway, of course that's a gloomy thing to read on the front page of a newspaper
on yer first coffee-break of a long working day,. But the next page talked about the Boston Massacre, of 1770. Happened the same day.
Get it? Okay maybe not- how to put it...!- some colonial "insurgent" in 1770's Boston, tossed a rock at an occupying, unwelcome militia. The red-coats became quite upset, and terrifically irrational...
IRAQTIONAL
All about frogskin.
Get it now, y'all? In'shAllah?
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
*Dammit, Sweaterman! Get that damn laptop fixed.
Not even trying
All told, the Department of Energy has missed
every one of 34 mandatory rule-making deadlines for setting minimum energy
efficiency standards involving 20 products including refrigerators, dishwashers,
freezers, pool heaters, furnaces and central air conditioners, analysts at the
Government Accountability Office reported.(snip)Analysts at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory calculated that the missed
deadlines for just four of the more popular appliances would ultimately cost
consumers at least $28 billion in forgone energy savings - equivalent to the
annual primary energy consumption of about 20 million households.This isn't rocket science or super-duper new technology. This is easily
achieved with equipment already on the market. It's not politically
difficult (as opposed to raising CAFE standards for automobiles), so where
the hell is the accountability? Where the hell is the enforcement?
Monday, March 5, 2007
Follow Up on Walter Reed
While some thing work well under private management, there is a reason why we have a government. The care of our soldiers shouldn't be based on profitability. Responding to disasters shouldn't be based on "the bottom line".Yet even now it's not clear whether the public will be told the full story,
which is that the horrors of Walter Reed's outpatient unit are no
aberration. For all its cries of "support the troops," the Bush
administration has treated veterans' medical care the same way it treats
everything else: nickel-and-diming the needy, protecting the incompetent and
privatizing everything it can. But as with FEMA, the Bush administration has done
all it can to undermine that achievement. And the Walter Reed scandal is
another Hurricane Katrina: the moment when the administration's
misgovernment became obvious to everyone.We know from Hurricane Katrina
postmortems that one of the factors degrading FEMA's effectiveness was the
Bush administration's relentless push to outsource and privatize disaster
management, which demoralized government employees and drove away many of
the agency's most experienced professionals. It
appears that the same thing has been happening to veterans' care.
Historically, societies form governments to collectively address the greater needs of said society. After all, the average disaster doesn't ask how everybody will pay for it.
Let's Investigate
WASHINGTON — The Justice Department said Monday that Republican Sen. PeteThis could get interesting, as Republicans no longer have the majority that made them immune to investigations. Sen. Domenici has always had questionable ethics, but the Bush justice department has not cared to pursue members of their own party. Watch for fallout over the next few weeks.
Domenici called Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and his deputy four times
to
complain about a U.S. attorney who claims he was fired for not rushing a
corruption probe
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Saturday, March 3, 2007
Looking for positive news
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- Following their first official talks in Saudi
Arabia, the Iranian and Saudi leaders on Saturday pledged to fight the spread of
sectarian strife in the Middle East, which they said was the biggest danger
facing the region.Added: Also worth reading, Cernig at Newshog:http://cernigsnewshog.blogspot.com/If Iran and Saudi Arabia truly work together toward reducing sectarian
violence, perhaps some stabilization could come to Iraq. I realize this is a
long shot, but it's a better shot than Shrub's escalation. Given all the bad
options, I've gotta cling to any hopeful idea.
That Explains a Lot
"I was Humpty-Dumpty in my kindergarten play" (said by a person who shall remain nameless).
Everyone in the room had a smartass line of response.
Blue-billed boobie added, because blogs get more hits when they show "boobies".
Alert the CIA
Rare Iranian Cheetahs Get Tracking Collars
March 02, 2007 — By Reuters
NEW YORK -- Scientists said
Thursday they have for the first time collared a pair of Iran's rare cheetahs
with tracking systems which they hope will provide invaluable insights into the
movements and range of the highly endangered animals.
The Asiatic cheetah once roamed the whole continent but is now confined to
the harsh edge of Iran's Kavir Desert. Information on their movements is crucial
as there are believed to be only 60 to 100 of the big cats left in the wild.
Rare Iranian Cheetahs Get Tracking Collars
March 02, 2007 — By Reuters
NEW YORK -- Scientists said
Thursday they have for the first time collared a pair of Iran's rare cheetahs
with tracking systems which they hope will provide invaluable insights into the
movements and range of the highly endangered animals.
The Asiatic cheetah once roamed the whole continent but is now confined to
the harsh edge of Iran's Kavir Desert. Information on their movements is crucial
as there are believed to be only 60 to 100 of the big cats left in the wild.
This Matters?
Obama's ancestors may have owned slaves
Really. I wonder why any sane person would ever run for president as a Democrat, given that the righties will do everything that they can conjure up to smear Democratic candidates. I only hope Barack fires back.
This time, Edwards fights back
Better than his wimpy defense of Amanda and Melissa.

Obscenities
p.s. I'm inviting commenter Ghandisxmas to post here. This place could start to get crowded.
added: for more on obscenities, see the Editors at:http://www.thepoorman.net/
Friday, March 2, 2007
Meanwhile, in Liechtenstein
"a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring
Liechtenstein."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_on_fe_st/mistaken_invasion
Response to Zymurgian

Thursday, March 1, 2007
happy thoughts!
I am not a pessimist. Nor, an optimist. I am a realist. And the history of humanity has always been-"my war-hammer is bigger than your war-hammer." Please, anybody, tell me I am wrong!
I can't wait for this "civilization" to crash! It's a bunch of crap! Does nothin but breed sheep!(besides you and me, dear reader, of course) Meanwhile, I, Zymurgian, am a homebrewer. Mind you, chances are, our economy is certainly destined for unprecedented gloom. Convenience stores will be vacant. Liquor stores all boarded up... I will be pleasantly buzzed when USA takes a shit. Perhaps I will have some grog to share. You better be nice to me, when civilization goes dry! Ha ha!
It is not going to be at all pleasant, when it all crashes. So glean some skill "off the grid", like brewing or gardening. Your computer-programming knowledge shall be rendered superfluous, not to mention yer college credits... Maybe learn self- defense, which is another topic altogether...
Dividing my loyalties
Blow for beer as biofuels clean out barley
Aargh! I'm a big fan of biofuels...but I'm also a big fan of beer. Please don't make me choose:
"One consequence, he said, could be a long-term shift upwards in the price of
beer. Barley and hops account for about 7-8 per cent of brewing costs.Barley, which is used for making beer, whisky and animal feed, has seen
prices prices soar over the last 12 months."http://www.ft.com/cms/s/7f533724-c507-11db-b110-000b5df10621.html
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Sweaterman is down
Phuquetard Buddha
"Peace comes from
within. Which is why we need bunker busting nukes to get at it." -- sayings
of
the Phuquetard Buddha (Also known as the Guantanamo
Buddha.)
http://www.thenewsblog.net/2007/02/driftglass-phuquetard-buddha.html
Dang, wish I wrote that.
Renzi
http://www.dccc.org/stakeholder/archives/005688.html
Let's remember this next year.
Can we get out of Iraq?
While the public wants out, and Congress is trying to come up with passable legislation, the administration is hell bent on staying and expanding our presence in Iraq.Because of our congressional structure, even if the house passes the Murtha resolution the senate won't. Due to the filibuster, it takes 60 senators to pass any controversial legislation, and there aren't 60 senators who oppose the war. We'll get speeches and rhetoric, but no effective legislation.
The filibuster is one of those rules that can be a safeguard or an obstacle. I was discussing the history of the filibuster with a friend, and she came to accept that as a procedure it's still needed but annoying.
The public anti-war sentiment hasn't spilled into the street yet. While the DC protests have been much larger than the media portrays them, they aren't overwhelming. One reason that the Vietnam protests got so much attention was the massive, nationwide scale made them impossible to ignore. We aren't there yet. And the corporate media will continue to downplay anti-war sentiment for a variety of reasons (profit).
It's hard to predict what would happen in Iraq if we withdraw, but it's hard to see anything being much worse than what we have now. And we will have to withdraw someday. The attrition that increases as we prolong our occupation will slowly bleed us dry.
I was anti-war before the war even began, and one of my main reasons was the aftermath question. Simply put, if you take down Saddam what takes his place? The "flowers and democracy" theory of the administration was delusional at best, arrogant and ignorant at the very least.
So I'm left with the depressing conclusion that we're stuck with this disaster for the remainder of this administration, and no good options for the next one. I don't see any possibility of a positve outcome.
Damn You, Bush and Cheney.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
pizza sutra, part 1
The U.S. A is an imperial force , today. Right? For what- a coupla decades or so? Well hey, before us England ruled most of the world. Deutschland tried. Napolean and his minions gave it a go. And so. Hiitites, Egyptians, Mongols, twas the Romans had the best run!
Romans invented highways(sic.AppianWay), bathtubs, parliametary governance ,decent sandals and seige strategies and provocative recipies like "Lark tongues in aspic." Did they invent fast-food as well? Probably, though i doubt it would favor our modern palates...Mind you, terrorism during 1 AD was something to be contended with! For example- Huns, Visigoths, Ostrogoths, Gauls, Picts, Britons, Teutons, Vikings. These chaps put Al-Queda to shame!
Did they have pizza delivery in ancient Rome? Probly not, but I do! -as i am of hunnishvisiostrogallicpictishteuto-viking ancestry. My ancestors sacked Rome. And thanks to their battle-hammers and swords, we have pizza-delivery today.
More on Liberals

Yup, I sure seem like that kind of liberal...not.
Seymour Hersh
"To undermine Iran, which is predominantly Shiite, the Bush Administration
has
decided, in effect, to reconfigure its priorities in the Middle East. In
Lebanon, the Administration has coöperated with Saudi Arabia’s government,
which
is Sunni, in clandestine operations that are intended to weaken
Hezbollah, the
Shiite organization that is backed by Iran. The U.S. has also
taken part in
clandestine operations aimed at Iran and its ally Syria. A
by-product of these
activities has been the bolstering of Sunni extremist
groups that espouse a
militant vision of Islam and are hostile to America
and sympathetic to Al
Qaeda.
One contradictory aspect of the new strategy is that, in Iraq, most of the
insurgent violence directed at the American military has come from Sunni
forces,
and not from Shiites. But, from the Administration’s perspective,
the most
profound—and unintended—strategic consequence of the Iraq war is
the empowerment of Iran.
"http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/070305fa_fact_hersh
Hersh has a long history of accurate reporting on the middle east, so I recommend reading the whole article.Paying for wars
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17349427/"The federal agency that’s been front and center in warning
the
public about tainted spinach and contaminated peanut butter is
conducting just
half the food safety inspections it did three years ago.
The cuts by the
Food and Drug Administration come despite a barrage
of high-profile food
recalls.
“We have a food safety crisis on the
horizon,” said Michael
Doyle, director of the Center for Food Safety at the
University of
Georgia.
Between 2003 and 2006, FDA food safety
inspections dropped 47
percent, according to a database analysis of federal
records by The Associated
Press".
Are you feeling safer yet?
Cheney and the Taliban
BAGRAM, Afghanistan (AP) -- A suicide bomber attacked the
entrance to the main U.S. military base in Afghanistan on Tuesday during a visit
by Vice President Dick Cheney, killing up to 23 people and wounding 20. Cheney
was unhurt in the attack, which was claimed by the Taliban and was the closest
that militants have come to a top U.S. official visiting Afghanistan. At least
one U.S. soldier, an American contractor and a South Korean soldier were among
the dead, NATO said.Cheney said the attackers were trying "to find ways to
question the authority of the central government." A Taliban spokesman said
Cheney was the target.AP story here:http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AFGHAN_EXPLOSION?SITE=TXMID&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
Maybe this will be a wake-up call for the evil one.
added thought: Cheney's visit was "secret", so it
appears that the Taliban have infiltrated base security.
More on Cellulosic Ethanol
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ALCOHOL FUEL:
Celunol, based in Cambridge, MA, tests its cellulosic-ethanol process in this
pilot-scale plant, which converts biomass such as switchgrass into ethanol.
Biomass is stored and handled in the building to the right. From there it’s fed
into the four black tanks in the center, which contain enzymes for breaking down
cellulose and other complex carbohydrates to form simple sugars that can be
fermented in the “beer” tank below. There, the liquid produced has the same
alcohol concentration as beer. Next, the beer is distilled in the tall column
left of center before being stored in ethanol tanks at left. Celunol started
construction on a much larger cellulosic-ethanol plant this month.
Credit:
Courtesy of Celunol Corp.article here:http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=18227&ch=energy
also, from NPR's "Living on Earth", a story about termite enzymes and the role they might play:http://www.loe.org/shows/segments.htm?programID=07-P13-00008&segmentID=2
Monday, February 26, 2007
Sunday, February 25, 2007
A matter of perception
I don't wanna nother pair of sunglasses, because the lense that periodically pops out of its frame is always hopelessly lost, only to present itself again, not in a pocket or the like, but in a preposterous format. Perpetually.
Please understand, one of the lenses of my cheap-ass pair of gas station shades has a mind of its own. Once, I found it 'neath a downtown turkey-smoker. Coupla days ago the lens was nestled in the fronds of my pet rabbit-foot fern. Last tuesday it had crept into the shower stall. It has even been known to manifest under my pillow. Who knows the agenda of an errant sunglass lens? Thing is, I always discover it somewhere, and it snaps gingerly back into its frame. Snugly, securely, for awhile. Reminds me of a husky dog I once knew...
Hi! My name is Zymurgian and I am honored to have been invited to post on Pygalgia's blog.
Now that I have you gently twirling your snifters of cognac in anticipation, I could be a real bastard tyrant and tape or crazy-glue this vagabond lense to the frame of my sunglasses, thereby inhibiting its annoying periginations (The other lense is quite docile and servile; proleteriat to the core) but who am I to inhibit a gas station lense's free will? It agrees to let me find it, so far. It agrees to guard my eyes from slush and wind and ultraviolet maelstrom, sometimes. Where I live now, at this latitude and elevation, sunglasses are efficacious, as I am amore interested in what the ravens have to say, i.e. ardent cyclist.
To digress, I gain understanding from them that go on tour, -husky dogs and sunglass lenses and friends, relatives, sleeping bags, lovers. I accept that most of this world is busted, and duplicarious. Touracious.
Simultaneously, the only way through this busted frame of a life is to pop out of it and go on tour. But if through that, you do not realize yer tru purpose is to be of service to another's maelstrom, well, hey, get a better pair of shades!
Bragging Rights
Now if I could only play or sing or show any other talent.
Added: Yes, it is THAT Pete Townshend. Most people my age might have heard of him. Younger folk can look him up.
Added x 2:http://concerts.wolfgangsvault.com/ConcertDetail.aspx?id=4267962
A Diplomat
"No nation has ever been forced to renounce nuclear weapons, but many have
chosen to do so. The Iranians will not end their nuclear program because
we threaten them and call them names. They will renounce nukes because we
convince them that they will be safer and more prosperous if they do that than
if they don’t."http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/23/AR2007022301595.html
An Oscar Party Dinner
I call it the Meaty Italian Pasta Dish. My girlfriend just likes to hear me say 'Meaty Italian'.
Ingredients:
- 2 boxes of pasta (I prefer a penne and mostaccioli mix; rigatoni is good too)
- 1 package of mild or sweet italian sausage (5 sausages or so)
- 1 package of proscuitto (about 5-6 slices or so; or more if you love it)
- 1/2 - 3/4 package of pre-cut shrooms (yes, I'm lazy)
- 1 - 3 tablespoons of garlic (to your taste)
- 3 - 4 tablespoons of white, yellow, or green onion (again to your preference)
- About 2/3 of a six-ounce can of tomato paste (so 4 ounces)
- About 3/4 of a half-pint of heavy whipping cream (to mix)
- 3/4 cup red wine (and a good one, dammit!)
- Spices: sweet basil (1 Tbsp), crushed anise (1/2 Tsp), a sprinkle of oregano, 1 bay leaf, and salt and pepper to taste.
- Shredded Parmesan or Romano cheese for topping (your choice).
- Olive oil. As needed, just to keep the sausage from sticking to the pan.
Prep (15 minutes unless you're screwing around):
- Slice the proscuitto into about nickle-sized pieces (I know it's difficult to do because the proscuitto's so thin, but quit whining)
- Slide the sausages out of their casings, so you have a big skillet of snausage.
- Chop the onion. Don't cry. Be an Iron Chef.
Cooking (25 minutes):
- Start cooking the sausage in all the spices in olive oil (low to medium) and add the garlic after about 5 minutes. This should cook for 10-12 minutes.
- Simultaneously, start boiling the water for the pasta.
- After 10-12 minutes, start cooking the pasta (follow package directions, but usually about 10-11 minutes for al dente pasta from a box).
- After about six minutes (of pasta time) add the proscuitto, shrooms, onions and wine to the sausage. Turn the heat up to med-high or high depending on your stove. Let simmer for 5 minutes, and turn heat to warm.
- Add tomato paste and whipping cream to the sausage mix. Stir well, until creamy.
Immediately toss all the meat with the cooked pasta and the cheese. Bag lettuce and some garlic bread go very, very well.
Wines: Decent red table - Two Brothers, Big Tattoo Red is perfect. Or, if you're a whitey, a crisp and very cold Chateau St. Michelle chardonnay.
Remember to add/vary any of these for even more taste: eggplant, zukes, chicken/veal/even seafood is possible.
Bon appetit, and here's hoping the best actor(s) win!
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Why I Love Robin
"At one point I had over a dozen wasps crawling on me (probably enjoying
p.s. to Robin's Dad, I mean this in a GOOD way.
the salty sweetness of my skin, a novel array of smells that they were
interested in exploring) and I felt love and appreciation for them. One of the
group members was highly agitated from the beginning of our time at the tree,
and after a few moments, the wasps began to swarm around him."
http://www.robinflynn.blogspot.com/
demeur has a blog
Huh?
"Farmers in Liechtenstein can no longer feed cannabis
to their herds under new rules in the small Alpine state."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4257255.stm
Friday, February 23, 2007
River Trip Thread
Oh, and I've added another poster. Zymurgian should be posting here soon. He's a very creative writer who should add a different flavor to this humble blog.
Satire
"Declaring that Iraq had stabilized with an average of only 98 dead civilians
per day, Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki announced his intention to redeploy
all Iraqi troops — completely out of Iraq."
Read the rest here:http://satiricalpolitical.com/
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Debating Debates
I have a very different thought. Yes, FOX is hostile to Democrats, and they will be hostile throughout the campaign. So let's have the debate, and see how well each candidate handles the attacks. The attacks will happen, so let's face them head on. Into the lion's den.
In my younger years, I found myself in too many street fights. The first rule of a street fight is go right at the biggest, toughest, meanest bastard first. This campaign IS going to be a dirty, nasty street fight. So let's see who's tough enough to fight back!
Added: There is a risk of a circular firing squad. As the latest media frenzy over the Obama/Clinton/Geffen flap shows, the talking heads love it when Democrats hurt Democrats. Instead of attacking each other, how about everybody attacking the attackers? Fight your enemies first, then you can squabble with your freinds.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Wondering
Feel free to comment.
Added:http://americanfootprints.com/drupal/
Zbigniew Brzezinski
"If the United States continues to be bogged down in a protracted bloody
involvement in Iraq, the final destination on this downhill track is likely to
be a head-on conflict with Iran and with much of the world of Islam at large. A
plausible scenario for a military collision with Iran involves Iraqi failure to
meet the benchmarks; followed by accusations of Iranian responsibility for the
failure; then by some provocation in Iraq or a
terrorist act in the U.S. blamed on Iran; culminating in a “defensive”
U.S. military action against Iran that plunges a lonely America into a spreading
and deepening quagmire eventually ranging across Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and
Pakistan."
Mike Gravel
"In 1971, [Gravel] waged a successful one-man filibuster for five monthsOkay, it was a long time ago, but maybe he'll bring a little of that fire to the current campaign.
that forced the Nixon administration to cut a deal, effectively ending the
draft
in the United States. He is most prominently known for his release of
the
Pentagon Papers, the secret official study that revealed the lies and
manipulations of successive U.S. administrations that misled the country
into
the Vietnam War."
And yes, I'm old.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Religion and Politics
I like when I get to make fun of certain Christians by knowing the Bible. I also have read the Koran. In Arabic.
I'm among the few who would vote for an Athiest. But, I'm a LIBERAL!
Doc Thompson
So I show up, around 10:00am, and there is Doc. I briefly expressed my admiration for his writing, and proceeded to hit on the bartender. But I ended up talking with Doc. He was reading his mail and drinking bloody mary's. We had a debate about Clinton (Thompson's book Better than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie was coming out) and the end of the Reagan/Bush administration. Doc insisted on buying a bloody mary for me. I hate tomato juice, but I drank one anyway. Doc was about as smart and crazy as I thought he would be. We drank and talked for a few hours, and then he invited me back to Owl Farm for "a feeding". This meant food and drinks and some other things.We had passed the legal limits, so I'm going to be discreet about what follows.
Doc showed me his gun collection, and offered to go target shooting. I grew up with guns. but also with gun safety. The thought of shooting with someone who I knew was drunk when I was drunk felt unsafe . But I did it anyway.
We shot a bunch of rifles and pistols into an old 50 gal. drum. And we became Friends.
It was a few years later that I got email. Doc Thompson was a main email contact. He never failed to amaze me with his wisdom, cynicism, and biting wit.
When Doc quit this life, I felt a huge hole. One of the smartest, most unique people I have ever known was gone.
Oh, and the bartender? We spent two weeks finding out that we really weren't meant for a long term relationship.

Riverbend
"And yet, as the situation continues to deteriorate both for
Iraqis inside and outside of Iraq, and for Americans inside Iraq, Americans in America are still debating on the state of the war and occupation- are they winning or losing? Is it better or worse.Let me clear it up for any moron with lingering doubts: It’s
worse. It’s over.You lost. You lost the day your tanks rolled into Baghdad
to the cheers of your imported, American-trained monkeys. You lost every single family whose home your soldiers violated.You lost every sane, red-blooded Iraqi when the Abu Ghraib pictures came out and verified your atrocities behind prison walls as well as the ones we see in our streets.
You lost when you brought murderers, looters, gangsters and militia heads to power and hailed them as Iraq’s first democratic government.
You lost when a gruesome execution was dubbed your biggest accomplishment.
You lost the respect and reputation you once
had.You lost more than 3000 troops. That is what you lost America.
I hope the oil, at least, made it worthwhile."
Good job, George.
If you read what Riverbend wrote and your reaction is something like “Merciful
Christ. How will we ever be forgiven for what we have done to that country? How
will we atone? And how can we still be debating this? How can anyone with a
sliver of conscience still be invoking God and Homeland, Freedom and Faith, 9/11
and 'Fight Them Over There' to keep us trapped in this hell we sired?” you’re a
Liberal.From Driftglass: http://driftglass.blogspot.com/
Hope You're Still Raising Hell, Hunter
Today is the one-year anniversary of the death (by suicide) of the great Hunter S. Thompson. I figure Uncle Scott may chime in here, having met the man, but I think it beehooves everyone to look back on what a gigantic presence he was, both in the literary landscape, and in the the world at large.
Now, I should state that I enthusiastically support the idea of assisted or self-induced death, assuming you want to go that route. Although it is really an utterly final option, it is a measure of one's complete ability to control their life until the bitter end, and, believing, in general, that one should be able to have that capability to control, or one cannot truly call themselves free, means that I have to believe you if you say you want to off yourself and you pull it off. Still, though: be responsible enough towards yourself that you realize what you are doing and how it will affect others. Short version: write a decent suicide note. Apparently even Clippy knows that.
I first read "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and "The Great Shark Hunt" back in early high school, back before having any real adult experience in the world. Reading those two books (back-to-back, BTW), was, for me, kind of a religious experience. It was all a part of learning about how the real world works, one of those kind of things that really affects how you view society and your role in it.
I can only wonder at the demons HST must have been wrestling with a year ago, and why he took his own life. But, he certainly left a furious mark in the world, and we are all the better for it, even if he's gone and we miss him. Plus, having Johnny Depp shoot your ashes out of a cannon is just too cool.
Monday, February 19, 2007
Well Done
"Bush: Iraq is like a cold beer on a hot day at a nude beach with
supermodels who have the day off because it's Presidents Day!"
shrub
Stolen from Kos, but too good to pass :
"you know, George Bush was born about 300 miles north of here in the year 1946. As a young man, he was an average student, became a cheerleader and developed a taste for alcohol. As he grew older, he became convinced that he didn't want to go to Vietnam, avoided serving both there and in the Texas Air National Guard and discovered cocaine. At age 32, he ran for Congress and lost. At age 40, he failed in the oil business. At age 43, he bought a baseball team and traded away Sammy Sosa. At age 48, he became the Governor of Texas. At age, 54 the Supreme Court named him President of the United States. And now 60 years old, having waged two losing war efforts
that has cost America its moral standing in the world, hundreds of thousands of lives and billions of dollars, he is the
obvious and only choice to be the worst President of the United States."
You call this a society?
Humans are social. Thus, we need social structures. The idea of government came from a basic tribal principle that by working together, we could do more than any one individual. Education became a way to train people to meet societies needs. We gained all kinds of new technologies. Now, we have forgotten that primary infrastructure. College now is so expensive that only the successful can pay for it.
We need a major paradigm shift.
Appalling
Added: from The Army Times:http://www.armytimes.com/news/2007/02/tnsmedboards070217/
"Soldiers go to VA to try for more benefits, but the department had aOpposing the war is important. But we must also demand proper treatment for those who have served. How can Bush advocate escalation if we can't even take care of the vets we have now?
staggering 400,000-case backup on new claims in fiscal 2006, according to
VA."
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Sums up some ego problems nicely...
Sunday
Confirmation
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-hillary18feb18,0,6942519.story?coll=la-home-headlines
Well worth reading, including this notable paragraph:
"Conservative admirers of the Swift Vets and POWs for Truth media blitz that
helped torpedo Democratic Sen. John F. Kerry's presidential candidacy in 2004
are now agitating to "Swift-boat" Clinton."
Looking toward '08
It should be noted that a lot may change as the campaigns proceed, and I will end up supporting whoever is the Democratic nominee. My sanity couldn't survive another Publican president.
(in alphabetical order).
Hillary Clinton:http://www.hillaryclinton.com/
She's a very tough, savvy politician, and she'll have to be. The right-wing attack machine is already gearing up to throw everything they can at her (anybody remember Vince Foster?) and there is a large group who viscerally hate her. She has the baggage of her Iraq and Iran positions, but she has remained steadfast in the face of criticism. She has a lot of money behind her, so she's likely to last through the early primaries. While I think that Hillary could be a decent president, I fear that she'd likely be rendered ineffective by a barrage of constant media manufactured scandals.
John Edwards:http://johnedwards.com/
A very good public speaker, his "two Americas" message has been well received so far. Short on experience. He responded way to weakly to the whole blogger flap, and that bodes ill for when the right-wing starts getting really nasty (and they will). The early primaries favor him, but the schedule could change dramatically. Edwards may be hurt most by Obama, who should be able to trump him on the charisma/charm front. I think Edwards could be a reasonably effective president, but he'll need to assemble a really strong foreign policy team to get elected.
Barack Obama:http://www.barackobama.com/
Already the media darling, the man has charisma by the bucketload. Gives the kind of inspiring speeches rarely seen in modern politics. Lack of experience will be highlighted repeatedly. Has already shown a lot of savvy in fending off the right-wing attacks (try again, Mr. Howard). Forget the whole "black enough" question, Obama will have to overcome the "what have you actually done" question. I'm unsure how effective Obama would be as president, because of his inexperience. On one hand, his inspirational talent could lead to greatness. Or, he could end up unable to implement any real change.
Bill Richardson:http://billrichardsonforpresident.com/
He's got a resume no other candidate can touch. A very smart intellectual, his speaking style is uninspiring compared to the field. He hasn't been the target of the righties yet, but I'm sure he will be if he has any early success. May benefit by being the western candidate, but will have difficulty with fundraising compared to the rest. While I think Richardson is the most qualified to BE president, I'm not sure he has what it takes to get elected. Let's face it, American voters tend to focus on image over substance.
I don't see any of the other candidates having a realistic shot, but time may prove me wrong. Should Gore enter the race, I don't see anybody beating him. Also, we'll see how much mutual destruction occurs during the primaries.
Your thoughts?
added: I may post something later on the Publican candidates, but I'm oppossed to all of them.















